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The Stepfather - The Secret of David Nelson McCormick (USA - 2009) Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3

The 'Stepfather' is really killing the consistency and credibility in a story of madness (the authors) and sold (viewers, in a perfect world). I do not know whether to be serious, ironic, desperate to stop the hand and what my mood. The fact is that there are spoiler about the plot, not a professional review (but they were not even the other) so if you are interested in maintaining the integrity curiosity about this masterpiece is not continued. See it anyway, gosh, Do not lose because she is a daughter of film times like these, indeed, that put the reverse gear. hooperiana From critical to the company and craveniana sheared in two parts respectability elitist America well and the rural solitude , which generated a host of ignorant people beset by marginalization that led to the madness ... yes, from riches to rags. The fact is that The Stepfather new version is ultimately fun for his ineptitude, not boring, but it lacks the realistic component, here we are Delrio more total ignorance of the film made a film, almost like a new DeCoteau, but it's even worse because it lets a script that asylum if you take the piss poor children could read instead to color or do crafts with the punch.

In short, we have a half-crazy guy who, after being auditioned for the spot of the Gillet Luring divorced, separated, why do not you frustrated and repressed Ciul more with her husband. With its do lover covets the latrine, causes them to unite in marriage after a series of sermons on the family, freedom, good and after a certain time of the massacres and their babies away, you put in the car, was to change search of new adventures ... That plot, wow! Not since What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? that film did not touch the depth of authorial peaks.

detail of no small importance is that this guy has a habit of not ever sign documents while working regularly and serving the state, is paid to black and poor. When they ask you to fill forms and reveal his identity guess who does? Simple, he resigned and went! There is a registry office, nothing has been without a bureaucracy, and all this so as not to know his identity, he says that is not a dummy, he just will not sign is a bit 'as the anonymous Venetian Americas of all places and all the lakes just do not make love because the wife is burned it to him and like an animal and then howling like a wolf on nights of semiplena probatio. That the director of the company where serving the requests but I want to sign this document, please recruitment is for taxes and contributions to the settlement when it is and he tells you that the full day and must accompany children at school, must upholster the carpet and must clean the house because it is a good man and his wife, which has the arthritis and fatigue do not want it otherwise the movie ends. And so for years and years and we do not believe how I can make it always free, Diabolik before him becomes a child who is caught with his hands in the cookie jar and a mouth full Nutella. Other than not being able to get to the end of the month. In the secret of David's too busy, he subtracts the work to others and that explains why if you ask around to people in the middle of the street tells you who is with ragged ass. This one change ten jobs per day spitting on the plate where he has eaten: he resigned and immediately find another job ... a genius, an example to us all, a metaphor not to surrender before the difficulties, a small silvio! So Berlusconi is right to say that there is no crisis and that imagination is all due catastrophism to the left of hatred and envy ... there is work, just look! You are insecure and want a stable job to ensure a better future for your children and your whole race? You can not, because David has a monopoly on employment and Marameo, he makes everyone's shoes.

However, this one lives in a world where the police are unaware of what the basics are identikit why she had stayed at the time by Guess Who Bim Bum Bam and no one bothers to find the criminals just to enable it to commit other crimes, so everyone does his fighters because there is free will and freedom stops where begins that of others as I do not remember who said , is a bit 'the land of toys on the contrary, and he is the fox and the cat into one being, while others prefer to play at small chemical to pretend not to see. Nor do they analyze the blood stains and fingerprints djtali anything, we're back to the Middle Ages despite being a film, set in the present day there are attrezzatture stone age and make it all smooth as glass. Instead of going forward we go back like shrimp and then everything goes back to perfection. Then David's stepfather bad he enjoys doing the ringing of his former wife after stealing the phone, locks herself in the basement and makes all the rings at all to throw off suspicion and hostility, then makes the call anonymously, send text messages to his godson bambinaccio bad right now because summer comes, and if it can activate vodafone promotion infinity and it can send more and break the fuck all. But so eh, no reason, I wanted to see him comprehend.

And as a small Jason Voorhees has even the gift of ubiquity and the transporter to Goku. Stuff that's stepson lazy begins to suspect that his stepfather is the architect of the murder of the wide boys of the neighborhood surrounding the room and sees that it is down to the basement to hide something, then in a flash and rushed pof, not there! The other side of the house to find another department to talk on the phone and causes the child to believe that everything is a result of his vision, blindness and runaway pre-puberty but has twenty-five years and already a toe in the grave, a delusion to Lynchie Mulholland Drive that leads to new flesh cronemberghiana. And we wonder but how did he get there so quickly and yet so, he is so he can.

One of the highlights of the film is rather Mandy Lane is famous for its All the boys love Amber Heard fact most likely the director will be realized that the film was a sparrow liquefied shit and then you will be saying 'let's stay as long as in a bikini, so at least while the predators can see spupazzarsi ste shit ', and is poor for the sake of the script (?) pass (ER) all the time with her buttocks resting on anything that is made of wood and plastic such as furniture, chairs, and furniture in the pool and then horror as the nerd who downloads, now Scazzi from the film, to move the PC Muos to move fast forward fast forward another beast kennel , mummified and disused for some time and then come back happy. A sort of damages effectively ex tunc.

But then so is just a movie where this family is the only one who does not realize that this guy is psycho and really, one wonders Who are the fools in the end as we wondered who were the real cannibals in the masterpiece of cannibalistic Ruggero Deodato , yes, this movie is a bit 'the Cannibal Holocaust of the new millennium where the prey is that the poor idiots lose more time to see such bullshit. Yes, eh, is a film with a political subtext of the 1984 Radford (1408 or just to give you the numbers ) , a mixer between The Godfather and the original Stepfather Terry O'Quinn, which proclaims itself tirelessly as its direct descendant.